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UNCLE ELON. | --UNCLE ELON. | ||
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Latest revision as of 11:30, 5 December 2022
** SOCEYES ONLY*** ** ABOVE TOP SECRET***
From the Desk of Elon Musk
It has come to my attention that a small group of troublemaking Socs have been trying to “educate” the Greasers about the truth of their place in society. These Socs believe that our harvesting of Greaser turmoil is “exploitive” and that we should set the Greasers free. They also think we should share our life-giving energy with the Greasers and let them partake in some of the bounty they have created.
I would like to remind every Soc that this kind of thinking is both nonsensical and dangerous. Greasers are not humans in the same way we Socs are and wouldn’t benefit from a reduction in their turmoil. In fact, Greasers need work to flourish. Greasers are incapable of being educated. Greasers cannot mix with Socs.
Any Soc found providing assistance to a Greaser will be executed on sight.
--UNCLE ELON.
Ps. By end of day, all Socs are required to send me at least 1 DM telling me how great I am.
** SOCEYES ONLY***